The art of flattery
Me: I want a facelift, there's too much skin on my forehead.
Lee: your forehead is flat like an ocean. No wait that doesn't make sense. It's flat like the desert.
Me: are you saying I have a big forehead?
Lee: I just can't think of the right landmass.
Me: I don't want my forehead to be ANY landmass.
Lee: ok it's like a billboard.
Dec 2nd